The Big O At The Bank...

President Obama walks  into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says  "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check  for me"?

 

Cashier:  "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

 

Obama: "Truthfully, I did  not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there would  be any need to. Let me be clear, I am President Barrack Obama, the President  of the United States of America!"

 

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the  latest Government regulations, and monitoring of the  banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on seeing ID"

 

Obama:  "Well, just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am!"

 

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank  rules and I must follow them."

 

Obama: "Make no mistake, I am urging you please to cash  this check!"

 

Cashier: "Look Mr. President this  is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the  bank without his ID. To prove that he truly was Tiger Woods, he pulled  out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across  the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be  Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

 

Another  time, Andre Agassi came in without his ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball actually  landed in my coffee cup. With that spectacular shot we  knew that he was Andre Agassi and cashed his check.

 

So, Mr.  President, what can you do to prove that it is truly  you, and only you, as the President of the United  States?"

 

Obama stood there thinking, and  thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing  that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. My mind is a complete  blank."

 

Cashier: "Would you like the cash in  large or small bills, Mr. President?"